Gossip Girl "How to succeed in Bassness" & "The Grandfather: Part 2"

How to Succeed in Bassness

Rufus and Lily stay home to hand out candy to trick or treaters, however no one really trick or treats, so Lily pays some kids to come a couple of times.

Jenny is trying to be a good queen ,but when Eric and Johnathan sit above her on the MET steps, she tells them they have to move.Eric understands it, but Jonathan thinks it is going to her head all the power. The next day they both decide to test her and purposely sit higher. They refuse to move and Jenny gives the order, and yogurt is dumped all over them. She gets in trouble from Lily, and has to go to the opening of Chucks new club with Eric. However, while she seems sorry ,she gets her little minions to egg Johnathan on his way to the opening. Eric and Jenny's friendship/sibling hood is pretty much over right now. Jenny is angry and hurt and throws away her sewing machine and her clothes. A new Queen Bitch is in town now.

Nate pretty much makes Dan watch a video of Olivia having vampire sex with her ex-boyfriend.Its a pretty intense scene and that worries Dan a little bit. Especially because on Perez Hilton Olivia is spotted grabbing some free condoms. Dan confronts Olivia about it all, and she said it was a fake relationship the one with her ex. However she ends up having to go on a date with her ex for the opening of Chucks club. She and Dan decided that Dan will sneak in later, but it still leaves Dan a little upset.

Chuck and Blair are basically together, but kind of still a little distant. Blair wants to help Chuck with the opening of the hotel, but Chuck doesn't want her to. He asks Serena to help get the party organized. Blair tries to help by getting Chuck the liquor licence, except she goes to Jack Bass for the help. Chuck finds out ,and is ticked, and then they both realize the licence is fake and the hotel is screwed. So they get together and call the police themselves, so they are the ones controlling the situation. The media goes crazy, and they hotel gets the attention that Chuck and Blair wanted. However, because a bunch of clients ,of Serena's are there she gets in trouble at first because it could make it look bad. It doesn't ,but she still is angry with Blair for putting her in the situation.

Olivia and Dan also get caught making out and go public with their relationship. Serena ends up kissing Olivia's ex so then he isn't along, and his career gets a boost.

The Grandfather:Part 2

This episode is all about Tripps Election. He is losing a little bit in the polls right now ,and everyone is a little worried about it. While Tripp and Nate are taking a walk ,a person starts drowning and Tripp jumps to the rescue. Vanessa catches the whole thing on tape ,and is so excited to have her name attached to this piece. While looking through the footage she notices that the guy jumps into the leg, and doesn't fall in. She tells Nate that she has to let everyone know about it. (I don't know when she became so stupid. She is choosing showing this video over her friend Nate. She is so stupid) Anyways he lies to her, saying that he will let everyone know about it. He doesn't but Vanessa ends up showing everyone anyways. Someone needs to take the fall for the whole set up, and Tripp is going to resign. However, Nate decides to tell everyone that he set it up. He also claims Tripp had no idea and really is a hero. Moments later Tripp wins the race. Tripps wife later confesses to the grandfather that she was the one that set up fake drowning.

Blair invites this random girl she met to the opening of the hotel, and she turns out to be a high class hooker. Serena lets everyone know this, especially when Blair keeps bugging her about her fake boyfriend. Anyways the fight ends in Serena shoving Blair's face into a cake. I hate Serena by the way. She is so self righteous and annoying!

Meanwhile, Olivia just had an interview where she told an embarrassing story about Dan. She doesn't want him to see it. He eventually sees it, and storms off. He only leaves though because its their one month anniversary, and he wants to do something special. Its too cute!

Gossip Girl: Sometimes it's hard to see the lines we've drawn until we've crossed them. That's when we rely on the ones we love to pull us back and give us something to hold onto. Then there are the clearly marked lines. The ones that if you dare cross, you may never find your way back. XOXO, Gossip Girl.

Gossip Girl "Enough about Eve"

A toast..Blair wants it, Vanessa Needs and Olivia gets it.

Its a silly toast to the parents at this NYU thing and things get heated. The dean originally gave the speech to Olivia, but she turned it down, so then Vanessa got it . Vanessa was super happy and invited her mom who is against the school ,and everything that is money related. Blair however wanted it and vows to take down Vanessa. However Olivia decides to do the speech after Dan invites her to the event to meet his parents. Blair then tells Vanessa that Olivia is doing it, which in turn Vanessa tells Dan that Olivia is really nervous about meeting his parents, and that they should go on a date that night instead. She also tells Olivia that Dan doesn't want her to meet her parents because they don't like celebrities. So with Olivia not going she cancels on the speech again, which leaves Vanessa doing it ,except Blair made a deal with the guy that does the speech deciding, that if he got a kiss from Chuck Bass for Tripps scavenger hunt she could do the speech. Blair ends up lieing to Chuck and and tells him she wants to play the game again, and this time she picks out a guy, which is the speech guy. She shows up just as they kiss.

Blair tells Vanessa she is doing the speech ,and Vanessa is left upset. She decides to get Blair back and takes a microphone and confronts her. Blair tells Vanessa she is better and she even lied to Chuck to get this speech. Chuck hears this ,and storms off. Olivia ends up giving the speech and Vanessa ends up saying she wishes Rufus and Lily where her parents in front of her mother. In the end Vanessa and Blair end up at a coffee shop together alone, and confused about everything that just happened.

Serena and Nate decide to team up and play poker against the guys who have Carter. They end up gambling away a lot of money aswell as a picture of Nate's cousin Tripp (who is running for some election) smoking a bong. When Serena loses they are both upset but Nate apparently had the intentions of losing. The photo that they gave was fake and they want the Buckley's to show the press the photo and then the real photo will be leaked looking like the Buckley's are trying to sabotage Tripp. Serena finds out ,and turns her back on Nate and ends up getting Carter back with that information. Carter however wants to clear his name and own up to it .So he goes off like an idiot, after all the work Serena has done to free him ,not to mention turn her back on Nate.

Gossip Girl "Rufus getting Married"

So Rufus and Lily haven't really been talking with each other ,mostly because of the spoiled and annoying Serena. So the kids try and get them together which leads to an even bigger argument. Later that night however they call each other, after they go to each others place and try to sort it out. The decide to get married right away. Everyone is scrambling around to pull together a perfect wedding.Jenny has her little minions at work, Blair has Dorota at work, and Serena is working on everything else. The only problem so far is that Lily is having trouble writing her vows.

Meanwhile Georgina is back and is trying to blackmail Vanessa. She is going to tell everyone about Scott unless Vanessa gets Dan to break up with that Olivia chick. Vanessa tries to and fails miserably. Dan thinks that Vanessa likes him, and that's why she is saying all this bad stuff about Olivia. Vanessa ends up telling Dan the truth. Dan then goes to Georgina and says that he would like to date her again, but Georgina sees right through it. She then invites Scott and they go off to the wedding.

Oh,and Chuck realizes Bree is up to something when she gets curious about where Carter is. Apparently Carter was going to marry a cousin of Bree's just to get some money, and ended up bailing. That is Bree's whole reason for dating Nate. How sad for Nate. His only story line has gone sour. Chuck goes and talks to Carter, telling him to man up and go to that wedding where people are waiting for and tell Serena the truth. Or take this one way plane ticket and don't come back.

At the Wedding of Lily and Rufus!

The wedding looks beautiful and almost everything is perfect, except that underneath it really isn't. Carter hasn't shown up to the wedding ,and when he does he explains everything to Serena. Serena can't deal with the lies and wants him to leave. Lily and Rufus are about to go and get married except Lily says she isn't ready. They argue a bit, and in walks Scott, who gets upset they aren't getting married and runs off. Everyone goes back to see whats going on ,and Georgina pipes in saying that Scott is their love child and walks away. The wedding is off as Rufus and Lily go in search of Scott. Once they find Scott they realize their feelings for each other, and welcome Scott as a part of the family.

Later that night they get married.Its almost a happy ending. Except that Serena is alone because Carter is in a limo with some two scary guys, and Nate realising Bree's intentions tells her to leave. The best part of the night is right at the end when Georgena is at a bar and this guy comes up to her saying he is a prince and wants to take her to his island. She goes with him, and its actually Dorotas boyfriend, so we know we won't be seeing her for a long time. I hope she enjoys that island! haha.

Quotes

Rufus: You're scared because you're in love with me like you've never been in love with any of your husbands. Because unlike a Bart Bass someone like me can actually break your heart. And I know because right now you're breaking mine.

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Lily: What, you know him? Rufus: Um. Oh, yeah, that was- Georgina: Your love child! Yup, not dead! Congratulations. It's a boy!

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Georgina: Why won't he respond to any of my calls or my texts or my animated e-cards?Vanessa: Are you serious? Georgina: The last one I sent him was this adorable singing dog. Vanessa: Okay. Dan didn't write you back because (a) he broke up with you, (b) he's seeing someone else, and (c) even though I tried to defend you, you're a full-on crazy person. Georgina:Wait, can we go back to (b) for a second?

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Blair: Trust me, Nate, I know women, and none of us are that nice.

Gossip Girl "Dan de Fleurette"

Dan meets a lovely girl who pays for his coffee.She introduces herself as Kate but she is actually this famous actress Olivia Burke. Olivia/Kate also ends up being Vanessa's roommate and really just wants to be a normal student. Jenny(Finally we get more of her and Eric) starts the new year by declaring that there is no more hierarchy and everyone can roam free. Three of the girls are quite ticked off with it ,and text Blair. Blair is furious that Jenny is doing this, and wants to still be able to control something since she hasn't been doing it at NYU. She decides decides to have her annual sleepover, even though Chuck is quite annoyed by it. She also has the three girls calling Jenny "little J"again.

Lily finally comes back and finds out right away that Serena doesn't want to go to Brown. Serena thinks the best way to convince her is to get a job. She manages to get a publicist job, but the woman who hired her really was doing it for sneaky reasons.The client Serena ends up working for (played by Tyra Banks) has a role in the movie, but it ends up getting cut. The person that hired Serena tells her ,that she needs to show up for the premiere because it will be good for publicity anyways.

At the movie Premiere: Dan runs into Olivia/Kate and finally figures it out. They both decide its best not to really go forward with anything because Dan doesn't want drama, and she comes with drama being an actress. Chuck shows up with Jenny to the premiere, and when Blair at her little sleepover finds out, she storms right over. She yells at Jenny, but Chuck says it was his idea. He says he feels insulted that Blair is giving up on NYU, and that he was easier to "tame" then those people. He also pays this photographer to take a picture of her, giving her more confidence.
Serena's client is so upset, and the boss tells her to storm out and make a scene. Serena however, tells her not resulting in Serena getting fired, because they wanted her to make a fool of herself.
The next day, Serena gets to keep her job because she was so good with her client. She also moves out to "find herself."Lily gets mad at Rufus for the whole situation. Dan and Olivia decide they should try going out, because they both really do like each other. Blair has started to plan on how to take over at NYU.Vanessa calls Scott because she misses him, but he has to call her back because on the other line is Georgina!

Gossip Girl "The Lost Boy"

Georgina and Dan are hooking up. The world just is not right. When everyone finds out, they are all kind of weirded out by it. Dan reacts to it even more once everyone knows, and doesn't want her to get clingy.Serena really likes Carter but she thinks he is getting back into his old behavior. A girl comes and slaps him, and a bunch of fishy things are happening. Blair ends up telling Serena that Carter is just never going to change. Scott ends up lieing to Vanessa about being enrolled in collage and she demands the truth. He tells her who he really is, Lily and Rufus's son. He asks her not to tell anyone, and that he will tell them at the art auction. Se tries to tell Dan, but Georgina gets in the way. Blair and Chuck both end up needing this one piece of art for a different reason. Blair needs it to get into this secret society, and Chuck needs it to win over a hotel owner. They argue about it, neither of them wanting to back down from it. Before the auction Chuck goes over to Blair's and tries to distract her from going, however they both notice each others texts and run off to the auction. Blair also steals Chucks shoes. Its hilarious.

At the Art Auction:Blair and Chuck are bidding against each other, but hey both end up distracting eachother, and Serena ends up buying it. She ends up giving Blair heck for setting Carter up with Chuck.They were the ones that sent the girl to slap him etc. Serena also figures out Georgina is the one who sent Blair the secret society note, and she also paid a girl to tell Chuck he had to get that picture. Serena ends up telling Dan, and that gives him an excuse to break it off with her. Serena then gives the picture to Blair saying she knows what to do with it. Blair sighs and gives it to Chuck. Chuck then takes it, to the hotel owner ,gives it to him ,and decides he should just buy the hotel! Scott's mother ends up coming, and wanted to be with him when he told Rufus he is his son. Scott then decides to tell Rufus and everyone that he is actually the brother of Rufus's son. Vanessa looks super upset, and in the end Scott asks her to keep the secret. Scott decides to go back to Boston, and Georgina ends up hearing the whole conversation between Scott and Vanessa and decides to go to Boston. Oh, and Serena and Carter makeup. A couple things happened with Bree and Nate, but its really not that exciting I'm not even going to mention it.

Amazing Blair & Chuck quotes: Blair: I want you to have this. Chuck: Why? Blair: Because I love you. You enormously stubborn pain in the ass.

* Blair: How do you know? Chuck: Because you believe in me.

GossipGirl Season2; The Freshmen

Gossip Girl: Every fall confident high school seniors transform into nervous college freshmen. They leave their parents' homes for the hallowed halls of higher education. Like any new venture, the new journey represents opportunity to conquer new territory. Or to be a little less lonely. But just because the opportunity presents itself doesn't mean everyone is ready to take it.

Nate:Pointless?What does he actually do in this show besides sleep with women and cry about his family? I'm over him, and this story line with Bree is going nowhere. he needs to do something exciting.

Blair: She is thinking that she is totally going to rule college and it will be just like highschool. Unfortunately for her, Georgina is her roommate, Vanessa lives on the same floor, and Dan seems to make friends in a heartbeat. She tries to throw a party with Sushi and gifts but everyone decides to eat pizza and watch a video made by Vanessa. I totally would have went for the Blair party.

Dan: He not only makes friends but he also ends up looking pretty hot this episode.Georgina decides to have a party and Blair ends up going with Dan. She tells her that she needs his help to make friends ,because she started off on the wrong foot. She really wants to get back at Georgina.

Serena: Just a wreck. She decides not to go to school because she is an idiot. Chuck tells Rufus because he is worried about her. Serena thinks Chuck was just being a jerk and ruins his plans of opening a night club. She plays with Carter a little using him to get back at Chuck ,and then eventually says she actually likes him. Pointless.

At the Georgina's Rooftop Party

Everyone is having a great time until all these people come in spreading the word of Jesus. Blair grabs the mic and says that Georgina is trying to convert people, and that's all the party was for. Dan realizing what Blair did, goes on the mic just when everyone is getting ready to leave with Blair and tells everyone to stay and that Blair did it to embarrass Georgina. Everyone stays, Blair ends up going home to Chuck, and in the morning Dan and Georgina wake up together.Yuck!

Quote of the Episode:

Blair: [in bed] You were right about the dorms. The lighting is awful. You okay?

Chuck: [sleepy] I am now.

Oh yeah and where is Lil J and Eric been!?!? I want them back!

Gossip Girl Season 3 Reversals of fortune

Gossip Girl: Welcome back Upper East Siders. After a long hot summer away, I see it didn't take you long to dirty up the clean slates I gave you. My inbox is overflowing, so let's get to the good stuff, shall we?-Rufus,Dan, Jenny and Eric have spent the summer in the Hampton's. Lily is off helping with her mother who is sick.Jenny and Eric are like best friends and have also been helping hide what Serena has been up to all summer from Rufus and Dan. Dan is enjoying being rich but doesn't think it is changing him ,but i see it.

-Serena had been trying to meet her father, who doesn't want to see her. So she decides that she needs him to notice and causes scenes in Europe all summer. When Rufus finds out about the topless photos, and the drinking shots, he tries to help her, as does Dan, but she brushes them aside saying nothing is wrong. This guy Conner shows up and she tells Dan that he is stalking her.

-Blair and Chuck to keep their relationship exciting have resulted to role playing. Chuck picks up a girl that they pick out, and then right before anything happens Blair comes and bitches out the girl. Its all fun and games for them, until Blair starts to get jealous.She wants to stop, but he doesn't really.

-Nate has been hooking up with this chick he doesn't know and in the end it turns out to be a family rival. He likes this girl Bree Buckley and Chuck encourages him to just go for it and forget about his family. He invites her to the polo match.

-Vanessa spent part of the summer with Nate but then came back and has been spending a lot of time with Scott. (who we all know to be the lost love child of Lily and Rufus) He seems eager to meet Dan and is kind of flirty with Vanessa. Vanessa is upset about Dan changing because he has money now, and Scott tells her just to talk to him at the polo match. She agrees and Scott goes along with her.

At the Polo Match!

-Nate introduces Bree to his grandfather who doesn't seem to happy but in the end surprises Nate by accepting it. Bree wants it to be a secret relationship because she doesn't want to rebel from her family anymore. The grandfather then calls Tripp and says he may have found a way to "get" the Buckleys.

-Vanessa tries to go and talk to Dan but he is pulled away by Blair ,who Dan asked to help in the Carter situation. She got a restraining order against him for herself. She says she will be right beside Serena and then he can't be there. Serena has other plans and steals a horse leaving everyone confused, and what is going on with her. Carter steals one as well and chases after her. They hook up in the trees after Carter comforts her.

-While Vanessa was trying to talk to Dan Scott talks to his biological father Rufus. He doesn't tell him who he is, just that he is a friend of Vanessa's and a huge fan of his music. After the whole Serena thing Vanessa blows up on Dan saying he is changing and all that. Blair also realizes Chuck is gone ,and assumes he hooked up with a woman that was looking at him earlier.

Back in the big City Blair finds Chuck in bed, but Chuck says he just had a headache and decided to go home. They decide no more games ,and he tells her he just wants her to be happy. Its sweet. Vanessa and Scott kiss. Rufus buys every paparazzi picture of Serena except from this one guy. Serena has hired this guy so Rufus probably won't find him, or be able to buy the pictures. Serena is making sure that all the pictures of her on the horse are getting out so her dad will see them.

Favourite moment of the Episode:

Chuck Bass: We could never be boring.

Blair Waldorf: You say that, but I know you. You're Chuck Bass.

Chuck Bass: I'm not Chuck Bass without you.

GossipGirl; You've got Yale

This episode starts off with everyone waiting to find out who has gotten into Yale. Blair starts the morning off perfect and is excited. Dan is pretty much a nervous wreck. The weird thing is that the students find out the results by text message? Really? Anyways Dan gets in and so does Serena. However Serena lies ,and says she is wait listed instead. She only does this because poor Blair did not get in. Blair freaks out. She goes to tlak to the head mistress, who lets Blair know that the top ones get in when they are wait listed and Blair is next on the list. Blair knows that someone else got in, and is etermined to find out woh that someone is. The worst thing is that while this drama is going on Blair also gets her first "B" from the new teacher Ms. Carr. Blair tries ot talk it over with Ms.Carr, but Ms.Carr says there is nothing she can do about it. She decides to play a prank on Ms. Carr and invites her to the boathouse for supper and then to the Opera. The Boathouse is closed and the Opera starts earlier then 8. Its all funny until Blair gets a call from the head mistress who had talked to Ms Carr earlier and said she will keep Blairs average at an A. Blair runs off to make amends. Ms. Carr takes the apology, except when Blair leaves Ms. Carr phones the headmistress. Yeah, a bitchy thing to do. Blair ends up getting detention and her Yale admission now is now certian. Blair declares war. Which i think is great because really who does this Ms. Carr think she is? And how can something that happened out of school get you detention? Ms. Carr will get hers, and i can't wait..I just hope it doesn't bring Dan down aswell.

Dan and Serena kind of fight aout the whole yale thing when Serena declines to go. Dan ends up ignoring a call from Serena so he can talk more with Ms.Carr. I really am starting to hate this broad.

Lily and Rufus are definetly together now which grosses out all the kids. They really are sweet together. The ost important thing that happened this episode was Lily and Chuck connected. Chuck ned to take down Jeck Bass, and asked Lily to help considering she owns 20% of the company still. She says she will, but that she really wants him to become part of the family. He isn't so interested. They go through a bunch of plans, even crashing an airplane with Jack in it.lol. Finally at the Opera Lily comes up with the perfect plan. Before Bart died they were going to officially adopt eachothers kids. It was signed and everything. The paperworks exists which really makes Lily the legal guardian. Chuck signs for it and Jack is furious. Somehow Jack locks Lily in the washroom and is super angry. He tries to kiss her, and is pretty much attacking her. Dan and Chuck don't know where she is, and Chuck remembers he saw her going into the washroom and breaks down the door. he throws Jack down and punches him. That is pretty much the end of Jack Bass. Thank gosh!(but we never found out what he and Blair did!)

The next morning, Lily calls Chuck over, and says thank you and that when he turns 18 the company is his. He is grateful, and asks if he can accept Lilys offer and move in. awe so cute!

Oh yeah and Nate and Vanessa are all dating this episode. She buys tickets to the Opera in crappy seats, but Nate also bought good box seats. They went to sit in the ones Vanessa bought instead but there was this crazy coughing woman, and they switch to the good seats. Its kind of cute. but oh so boring!

GossipGirl; Gone with the Will

ugh!!!! I hate that Jack Bass. Just when it looked like things between Blair and Chuck were getting so good, he messes it up. I totally blame him, Chuck didn't mean it!

Anyways heres what happened on this GG episode:

Starting with Chuck because he is the one i can't get off my mind! First, Jack becomes Chucks guardian. The will of his father is read, and he is given 51% of the company leaving Jack Bass very pissed off. At first he doesn't want it all, wondering why his father even wants him to have it. He is mad and upset. Good Blair, comes to the rescue encouraging him, and saying his father obviously saw something in him. He decides to take it, leaving Jack even more angry. So Blair and Chuck plan to have supper together but Jack has other plans for Chuck. He takes him out partying and gets him completely wasted. Before this of course, he tells Blair that she should throw a brunch in Chucks honour. Of course the next morning, Chuck is wasted with two girls in their underwear when some important people of Bass industries come to the brunch . They see him like this and wonder what on earth Bart Bass was thinking when he put his son in charge. Apparently, Bart wasn't to confident in him either because he put like a clause on it. If the board doesn't think he is being responsible his guardian will become CEO. Which the board doesn't think he is and which makes Jack Bass CEO!!!! Not only does Chuck lose that, he finally(well for now) loses Blair. He had yelled at her for trying to be "his wife". She pretty much has had enough and even after he brings flowers and tries to apologise she doesn't forgive him, and even throws the flowers back at him.

Oh yeah and did you know that Rufus and Lily had a son together? Yeah? well so does everyone else now, thanks to none other then Nelly Yuki. Yeah,her again...The whole group thinks Dan is cheating on Serena and they need to find out with who, when Nelly decides to steal Dans phone. She finds out the secret and they send it in to Gossip Girl. At the Brunch everyone reads the message. Serena is upset, not with Dan but just because there was the secret between her, Eric and Lily. Eric and Jenny seem to be alright with it, considering they fought like brother and sister this whole episode.

Meanwhile, Lily and Rufus aren't having much luck connecting with the parents that adopted their son. They are still in love though, and hook up grownup like. Then they get a call that the father wants to meet with them. They go and meet and the father gives them the tragic news. The son "Andrew" had drowned a year ago. They are upset, and on the way to Rufus' apartment, they think maybe they weren't meant to be a family. They open the door, and Serena,Dan, Jenny and Eric are all laughing and eating together... a perfect family. (except that two of them are dating.) and the fact that the adoptive parents lied, and the son that died really wasn't the son of Lily and Rufus. So his name probably isn't Andrew, that was the other son they have... so when will we meet him?!?and how?!?

Oh yeah, Nate and Vanessa make brief appearances this episode. It was their anniversary...2 months.. Plus people actually know who Vanessa is because of Gossip Girl, and she is a little amused by this fact.

Awesome quotes this episode:

Blair: It's so hard finding obedient minions.

Lawyer: [About letting Jack be guardian] Are you comfortable with this?

Chuck: Curfew?

Jack: None.

Chuck: Girls sleeping over?

Jack: Yes, please.

Chuck: I'll allow it.

Nate: [on Bart's letter] Aren't you curious what it says?

Chuck: I think I can guess. You're a disappointment of a son; I'd die of embarrassment if I hadn't already; why do you wear so much purple?

Lily: I don't want to spend another day yet another minute trapped in this hotel room scared that you are going to hate me forever... when I'm still in love with you.

Gossip Girl ;The Realm of Basses

"Where in the world is Chuck Bass" GossipGirl

Another great episode. Here is a summary of what unfolded:

*Rufus dissapeared for two weeks.He tells Dan some lie, and Dan isn't to convinced.Rufus was actually trying to find his secret love child with Lily.

*Dorota and Ms. Blair are planning a party for the Colony Club. Its a club for woman of upper eastside. So basically a snobbish club. Anyways Blair tries to convince herself she is over Chuck and doesn't care where he is. However, Jack(Chucks uncle) texts Blair and says he has found him. (Why Jack has her number and is texting her i'm sure will unravel soon enough.)

*Jenny is back at school and is hanging out with the lovely Eric. She keeps seeing Penelope and her crew be mean to Nelly.(That little asian girl) She gets pretty upset about it, since she was once in that position.

*Serena back at school runs into Dan and tells him that 3 hours into the flight to Argentina, she broke up with Aaron. HAHAHA. The best part is that it was a 15 hour flight. 15 hours!!! Anyways they both go through this oh i miss you thing and they kiss. Serena and Dan back together again!

*Rufus goes to Lily and wants to know where the kid is. Lily says she won't tell him, but reveals its a boy! There is another Dan out there!

*Jenny and Eric see Penelope making Nelly clean her shoe, and Jenny stands up and pulls Nelly away from them.

*Chuck shows up at school and lights a joint in the middle of the hallway. Blair is there and the headmistress catches him. Blair defends him, claiming its been rough for him, and also Jack Bass shows up. The head mistress says she will let it go, if it doesn't happen again. Chuck lights up another joint and walks out of the room .lol.

*Dan starts to wonder whats going on with his dad especially after Rufus tells Dan he and Serena shouldn't date again. He finds info on the adoption center.

*Blair ends up hating the colony. They of course are snobby and end up bashing Lily,Serena and Chuck.

*Nelly tellls Jenny that Penelope is sleeping with a guy her dad works with, and they decide to blackmail them for Nellys freedom. It works as Jenny gets a secret about the other two and they threaten to g oto Gossip Girl. Jenny then becomes Queen J! however, she doesn't want it, and Nelly then sides with the others again. Apparently she just wanted a new leader, and Jenny didn't want it. So Nelly is just as scheming as the rest of them.

* Dan goes to Rufus to get answers and Rufus won't tell him anytihng. Dan then decides to g oto Chuck. Chuck tells him that he isn't really the first born.

* Lily and Rufus reconnect sort of and decide to fing their son.

* Chuck is going to jump off a roof! Blair and JAck rush up and try to convince him not to jump. He screams "I'm Chuck Bass,No one cares!" Blair says she will always care, and if he he doesn't want to do it for himself he shouldn't jump and do it to her. he steps off the edge to safetly and they embrace.. They go down to the limo and Jack says to Blair that they shouldn't let Chuck know about Newyears!!!!!!

Gossip Girl: Its a wonderful lie

Basically i hated this episode. Here is various reasons why:

Nate tells Jenny she is immature and goes of with Vanessa. I like Vanessa, just not with Nate. I don't really like Nate so i could care less what he does, i just find him so annoying. He jumps back and fourth between those two.

Rufus and Lily are connecting again, but then she gets a call that Mr. Bass was in an accident. Plus we find out that there is a secret about Lily and who the heck knows what it is. From the preview of next week i think Chuck knows. Its rumored that it is a love child between the two...

Blair and Chuck argue back and fourth but the chemistry seemed a little weird this episode. The end was the only time i really beleived that Chuck felt something sincere.

Serena and Dan just don't go anywhere, except they relize that the best moment of their life was the night they had sex. I dunno this episode was just annoying to me. I am such a Jenny fan , and nothing went right for her. I don't really like Nate, but i want Jenny to have someone!

And the guy that Serena is with, is so creepy!! I hate him.. i just wish he would go away. She looked so pretty this episode and then you saw him, and ugh..
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Blair: What do we have, Chuck?

Chuck: Tonight. So shut up. And dance with me.

Gossip Girl;New Haven can wait

Jenny gets Vanessa to help her convince her dad to let her be homeschooled so she can become a fashion star....He eventually caves into it.
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The rest of the gang all go to Yale to visit the campus. Dan is the only one that really wants to go for school. He wants to get into the english department. Blair really wants to go to though too. Nate wants to go because he wantsto go somewhere where people don't know his family. Chuck wants to get into a secret society. Serena wasgoing to visit Brown however with a little run in with Blair,she changes her mind.

Blair: Since we're not friends anymore, let me speak frankly. You're not that smart. You lack focus and discipline.Charm is all well and good, but in the real world, knowledge is power. You wouldn't make it past the first round of admissions at Yale no matter how hard you tried.

Serena: I know you may find this hard to believe, but not everyone wants to go to Yale because not everyone wants to be Blair Waldorf.Blair: Not everyone can be.

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So Blair gets ready to go into her interveiw and out of the deans office comes Serena. The dean is loving Serena, and Blair completely crashes under pressure. She doesn't get invited to the Deans secret party that night, but Serena does. Blair is fuming.


Dan isn't having any fun either. He doesn't get his second recommendation so he can't get really apply there. The Dean tells him that he has to find another and suggests he find someone on campus.
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Nate is having some fun, he finds a girl and happens to lie about his name claiming he is Dan Humprey because he overheard that people know he is on campus. So Nate ends up in this girls room when the real Dan comes to the dorr looking for her for the recommendation. Busted!
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Chuck wanting to be a member of a secret society finds himself a candidate for "Skulls and Bones" Chuck impresses them by bringing some expensive hookers. They are impressed but they also want Chuck to find Nate. They want Nate because their families lost money because of Nates dad. Chuck tricks them and gives them Dan instead. SO now Dan gets beat up and tied to a pole in just his boxers.
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Nate figures out what Chuck did and goes to find Dan. The girl that Nate was with also happens to walk by and helps Dan get untied and agrees to look at his work, and also gives Nate a kiss!

Back to Serena and Blair at the Deans party, they compete like no other! The Dean has a tradition that he asks this question "who they would like to have dinner with the most, dead or alive." Chuck tells Serena Blairs answer and Serena uses it to get back at Blair. Blair is upset so she changes the ballots and for Sereans answer she puts the guy who Serena "killed". They end up having a little fight and then they go outside where they actually attack eachother. It was great, i love Drama. They decide they can't be friends.
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The next day they both run into eachother at the Deans office. They both went there to explain what happened. They call it a truce. Serena ends up getting a call from the dean about be accepted early. He wants to make an article about it, hes such a user! Serena says she won't go without Blair. Also, Nate is pissed at Chuck for the whole thing he pulled so he takes the train with Dan. New best buddies??
The Skulls and Bones are mad at Chuck and promise to make his life miserable if he goes to that school. Being the Chuck Bass he is, he shows them the hidden pictures he had taken with the guys and the hookers...SO basically he owns them by blackmail. I heart Chuck Bass.

Gossip Girl "The Serena also Rises"

Dan: I just need to get out of Brooklyn. For one night. I'd like to experience the world of Chuck Bass.

Chuck: You're lucky I'm bored.

Dan: Is that a yes?

Chuck: Get in, before I change my mind.

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Fashion week on gossip Girl. Yaay!! Nothing is more spectacular then it. Let the war of Blair and Serena begin. Oh, and the war of Jenny.. She just wants to get ahead and happens to push Blair a little out of the way in overriding a seating chart. & Serena well she has been spotted with some very famous people leaving Blair in the red carpet dust.
Dan needs to experience some new things, and decides to get out of his comfort zone. He decides to go to see Mr. Chuck Bass. This should be interestingly awesome!
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Dan is going to get in so much trouble. Playing with Chuck is dangerous. And then 5 minutes later..Chuck is the best person ever in the worst way. He got Dan drunk for fun and then left him the middle of no where. Mean but great. Jenny really should not have been skipping school, but then If I where in the same situation I would do anything to get into the fashion world. Well Blair got back at her, but that won’t hold Jenny back…neither will her dad taking her home.
****** I love when Serena and Blair fight. Its very entertaining. So Dan writes about his night, and the guy hates it. So he has to go back out and probably get screwed again by Chuck Bass. Blairs mother is taking Jenny and Serenas side leaving Blair to sit in the corner. Poor Chuck wants to drink with his father and his father doesn’t want to. Dan overhears it and sits down for another wild adventure with him. & Blair well maybe she isn’t sitting in the corner, can’t get revenge that way.
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Dan sticks up for Chuck by punching guy, however they end up in jail. All is going well until Chuck finds out that Dan is writing about him. Chuck doesn’t know it, but later Dan decides not to write about him. Its uh oh for Dan…
****** Blair ends up sending all the models home. Jenny gets the socialites including Serena to walk instead. Blair tricks Serena into wearing a dress made by Jenny. Eleanor freaks until Jenny convinces her that its not that bad since everyone loved the last dress. Blair also agrees only after her and Jenny have a little heart to heart. Serena is ticked and her and Blair are now pretty much enemies. Which leaves Jenny on Blairs side perhaps…Jenny is definetly not on her dads side. She quit school, and isn’t going back.

Gossip Girl Season 2;Episode one

Summer,Kind of wonderful

& the story continues...

Sex,lies and scandel never take a vacation!

Serena is covering for Nate but she doesn't know what for..He is dating a married woman named Catherine Mason. Naughty Nate! Chuck is being naughty with 3 topless girls. Dan is with a random girl, who i don't like already. Wait.. is he dating another girl? Jenny is interning but it really isn't going to good for her. Nate went to bring flowers to Blair, but she came home with a hottie. Nate and Blair are bickering a lot. Its funny and cute at the same time.

Dan screws up his job thing/internship. Jenny calls up Eric apologizing, but also she wants to go to this party. Serena is going out with a random lifegaurd. Blair and Chucks bickering comes to a sad note, when Chuck sees this "special" pin on this new guy James. Apparently the pin was only given to Nate when she said she loved him, and Chuck gets upset, and then Blair ends up going back to the table, and apparently she didn't give the pin to him at all. Nate jumps out of a window when the womans husband comes home and runs into Serena and her date. Serena now knows what exactly is going on.

Dan can't write his story because he is still confused about his breakup with Serena. Chuck is doing some super investigating on this James guy, and figures out he isn't who he says he is. Anyways so this White party is happening and everyone is going to it, including Nates secret lover, and James and Chuck. Fireworks!!!

Jenny and Eric are at the party and her boss looks super shocked. Serenas grandma tells Dan that he is in Serenas heart. Then she gets him to go to the party. Eric introduces Jenny to some designer right infronnt of her boss. Blairs James gets that Blair is using him, and he ditches. Nates lover his making little comments about him leaving and Serena kisses him to make her jealous. Dan gets there right in time to see it. uh oh!

Nates plan with Serena worked and him and the married woman are all over eachother. Dans 2 girlfriends poured their wine all over him. But it all works out cuz him and Serena kiss! They then decide to ditch the party and go to the beach. Blair goes to find James, and aplogise and flirt with him. He then confesses that he is actually a britsh Lord! He has the hottest accent, and they go off leaving Chuck ticked off. Jenny and her boss make up, in a fake sort of way. Chuck wants Blair to stay and she says she wants three words from him. He can't say it.....

Chuck: Please don't leave with him.

Blair: Why? Give me a reason... and "I'm Chuck Bass" doesn't count.

Chuck: 'Cause you don't want to.

Blair: That's not enough.

Chuck: 'Cause I don't want you to.

Blair: That's not enough.

Chuck: What else is there?

Blair:The true reason I should stay right where I am and not get in the car. Three words. Eight letters. Say it... that I'm yours.

Chuck: I... I ... [pause]

Blair: Thank you. That's all I needed here.

You aint seen anything yet. xoxo GossipGirl.